Two Roads Divergedï¿½
Once again, the cause of the losing teamï¿½s failure is absolutely clear
ï¿½ and once again, the same problem plagued both teams
ï¿½ and also, once again, Lord Sugarï¿½s opening remarks presaged the key problem: itï¿½s almost as if he knows what heï¿½s talking about. Fancy that!
But the response within each team could not have been more different and that, as Robert Frost said, ï¿½made all the differenceï¿½.
The two teams had to design, brand, package, and sell a new condiment.ï¿½ Lord Sugarï¿½s opening remarks were that, to get the sales, the teams had to:
- Understand the ingredients
- Carefully calculate the formula
- Get the branding and package design right
All three contributed to the perfect storm of failure for the losing team, but along the way, we started to learn more about some of the candidates who are strong and some who are weak.
The teams were:
- Phoenix: Katie Wright transferred across and volunteering to lead an otherwise all male team,
depleted of Duane Bryan and Nick Holzherr, who joinedï¿½
- Sterling: Seeming relieved to be rid of Katie and agreeing to be led by Duane
The First Fail
Both teams fouled up their ingredients formulae.
At Sterling, Jane the food expert struggled badly with the quantities and the first batch had Nick Hewer Googling the nearest A&E department.ï¿½ After manfully putting a spoonful in his mouth (leading from the front is never a pleasant task when there is genuine mortal danger), Duane was in chilli induced paroxysms.ï¿½ Sterling recovered though.ï¿½ Duane stripped Jane unceremoniously of her responsibility for calculating ingredient quantities and took control himself.ï¿½ Jane ï¿½I know foodï¿½ McEvoy continued to try to drive from the backseat, but the factory team nailed it.
In Phoenix, Katie left Ricky Martinï¿½ in charge of the manufacturing sub-team and went off to (mis-)name and brand the product (more later).ï¿½ Who knows how, after producing a serviceable first batch, they managed to so completely fail with the recipe for the production batches?ï¿½ Adam certainly didnï¿½t ï¿½I donï¿½t know. Thereï¿½s too much of something ï¿½ or too littleï¿½ he repeated several times, looking helpless and hopeless.ï¿½ One hundred bottles of ketchup: gone.
So what were these products?
Sterling, against the advice of food expert Jane, went for a pineapple and chilli chutney.ï¿½ I hate chutney ï¿½ sweet stuff with savoury is just wrong.ï¿½ But I acknowledge that many people of good taste do like it.ï¿½ They branded it Infusion, with a simple label.
Phoenix went for what I am sure was initially discussed as a premium table sauce, but morphed in the first trade sales call into a mass market product.ï¿½ They gave it an Italian sounding name ï¿½Belissimoï¿½.ï¿½ It only sounds Italian when you say it out loud, because on the label, due to spelling it with one ï¿½lï¿½, it was as Italian as Michaelï¿½s accent.ï¿½ Sadly, trade customers notice this kind of thing and that, coupled with a label that would arguably infringe the Trades Descriptions Act, was the crowning achievement in their coronation of failures.
And what were the results?
Both teams did well on sales to the public and all credit to Phoenix team leader Katie for recognising that a high mark-up on retail sales was the only way to salvage any profitability on a lame stock level depleted by manufacturing catastrophe.
Phoenix had lame results in trade sales, but unlike his team, I donï¿½t blame Michael for walking away from the first deal because the buyer offered 4p per unit less than the bottom line team leader Katie had set.ï¿½ It was the first sales call of the day and he had a reasonable expectation of selling them for more.ï¿½ They did sell some for more, although by then, Tom Gearing and Azhar Siddique, who were with Michael, rebelled against him and Azhar made the sale.ï¿½ Michael looked weak, if not necessarily wrong.
Letï¿½s have a look at the numbers:
Sterling sold 607 bottles of chutney for ï¿½1,028 (rounded)
Phoenix sold 305 bottles of ketchup for ï¿½586 (rounded)
ï¿½ the vast majority of which were retail sales at a high mark-up,
making up, in profitability terms, for the astonishingly high unit cost.
Katie brought Michael (responsible, she asserted for low sales) and Ricky (responsible for the manufacturing process) into the boardroom.ï¿½ There, Lord Sugar made it clear that attention to the quality of the product and the details of recipe were the fundamental cause of the teamï¿½s failure.ï¿½ Was Ricky to blame?ï¿½ Even Karren Brady who observed the fiasco in the preparation kitchen could not tell what had gone wrong.
Lord Sugar also decried the spelling error as a basic mistake.
Then, after the usual process, her fired Michael.
His words were telling, because they indicate that task failure is not his only criterion and that instinct has a big part to play in deciding how to hazard his ï¿½250,000.ï¿½ He gave credit to Katie ï¿½ as do I ï¿½ for her decision to push the retail price of the ketchup to the upper limits of plausibility to try to gain some margin.ï¿½ She and the rest of the sub-team sold out.
But in the end what counted was the question Lord Sugar asked Michael.
It was largely rhetorical:
ï¿½Michael, do you think youï¿½re out of your depth?ï¿½
Lord Sugar did.ï¿½ On an ï¿½instinctive gut feelingï¿½ he made his decision:
ï¿½With regret, Michael, youï¿½re fired.ï¿½
Assessment of the candidates from performance to date
I am starting to form three clear blocks of candidates:
- Those to watch because they could go far in this process
- Those to watch while we can, because I donï¿½t expect them to last long
- Those to watch because we still know so little
This is still a lamentably big block, but this is just week 3.
Two who could go far
- Duane Bryan.ï¿½ One to watch after week 2 and did well this week.ï¿½ I also find him a plausible winner in terms of his demonstrated creativity.
- Nick Holzherr won week 1 leading Phoenix and looked competent today.ï¿½ I also put him ahead with Duane on creativity.
Three who could be gone soon
- Jane McEvoy was lucky to survive last week and, had Sterling lost this week, would have been culpable.ï¿½ We have seen a brash at times, sulky at others, petulant style with no positive contributions to make up for them.ï¿½ Maybe the camera and editing lie, but I think she is in danger next time she is taken into the boardroom.
- Adam Corbally came across as patronising to Katie and a big ï¿½I amï¿½ in the boardroom.ï¿½ He seems to have too little to offer Lord Sugar on tonightï¿½s performance.
- Stephen Brady has come across to me as all ï¿½sales mouthï¿½ and no ï¿½delivery trousersï¿½.ï¿½ He has yet to prove himself, so I should be putting him in the list below.ï¿½ Call it instinct, but I canï¿½t see him winning ï¿½ although he could hang on in there for a while.
Eight who are still a mystery
- Gabrielle Omar had a bad first week but has evaded the cameras for much of the time since.
- Jade Nash
- Jenna Whittingham
- Katie Wright has had two close calls in the boardroom with Lord Sugar and should, objectively, be in the list above.ï¿½ But my gut tells me there is more to see from Katie, so I am reserving judgement on her.
- Laura Hogg
- Azhar Siddique is another candidate who has had a big fail ï¿½ leading the boys to a win but winning no plaudits from his team-mates for his leadership.ï¿½ He did moderately well today in making a sale against the odds (over-priced and mislabeled sauce).ï¿½ He avoids the list above by the tiniest slither and my own moral cowardice.ï¿½ Iï¿½d put no money on him.
- Ricky Martin had to take the fall for this weekï¿½s big fail, but I was impressed by his honesty, right from the start, in taking responsibility.ï¿½ But, he may have been responsible operationally as well as hierarchically.ï¿½ One failure though is not enough to write off a candidate in The Apprentice or in the real world: itï¿½s how they develop afterwards.
- Tom Gearing